Today I thought I would bring you a little Interesting Fact About Myself. I haven’t disclosed too many personal details on here, but this seems like a good place to start.
Let’sa goooo! (Yes, that was Mario.)
So, you want to know why my ancestors are cooler than your ancestors, yeah?
Ok, I’ll tell you why.
In one word.
Yup, you read that correctly.
Just let that sink in.
So, why unicorns?
Well, they’re Scotland’s national animal. So naturally that trumps anything your ancestors have.
Except for maybe Vikings.
Nah, this even trumps Vikings.
I’m so, so sorry.
Be sure to stick around to discover more interesting facts about myself.
I hope that this has maybe sparked some interest in learning a few facts about yourself in the process.
If not, well, I tried.